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<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!
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<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
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<KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical
<KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard
<KeeperX> sjkl;'
<KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n
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<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?
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<Ac|D> i said send it to me on cd
<Ac|D> not over irc
<voltstfu> dicksuckin' tramp. no im not sending you a 38meg file via australia post
<Ac|D> fillup the cd with other shit then
<voltstfu> i have not much of interest
<voltstfu> unless you've never seen a german shepherd do a woman missionary style
<Ac|D> haha
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<Shino> internet people are creepy...
<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
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<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night
<Backslash> Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed
<Backslash> Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn
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<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET!
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<ducks> HOLY SHIT
<ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?!
<ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ducks> og my god. that was disgusting.
<ducks> I had this cup on my desk
<ducks> for a few months
<ducks> thinking there was soda in it
<ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE
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<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!
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<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation
<flawd_> !dict manipulation
<MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of
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<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town
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<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra.
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<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped
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<Match> ic
<Kayin> dont say ic. its unbecoming
<Match> i know. sorry
<H4Z3> why is it unbecoming?
<Match> we just learned about this in english. if you say things like i see and yup, it makes you seem passive
<Kayin> as if you're uninterested in the conversation
<H4Z3> ic
<Match> jerk
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<cams> eewwww
<cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit
<cams> purple ketchup
<nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.
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<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair
<airliner> you put chairs in ya ass?
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<willo> how the hell do you submit sites to google anymore
<ogw-iii> google for it
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(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.
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<Clitlover> I am not into that.
<Clitlover> How about roleplay?
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master
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<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...
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<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
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(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true 
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* motionz climbs up the statue of liberty
<motionz> ....
<c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER
<threeve> jeez what did motionz do
<Video`> Do it, pussy.
<motionz> if that's how you all feel
*** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)
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<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service
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MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?
BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?
MageGal: Baby wipes.
BubblyLikeSoda: lol
BubblyLikeSoda: really?
MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.
MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
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<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
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<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
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<Khross\cpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you.
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(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english?
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